Ok. A few words on night running. In a neighborhood full of
dogs, never run without a headlamp. You will for surely get eaten.
I had an epic adventure last night as I was cruising through
the cul-de-sacs of my happy little neighborhood. Unfortunately, this is not
because I had an amazing running buddy by my side, or because I helped an old
lady cross the street in the dark, or because I face-planted in the moonlight.
(I know you were all waiting for that one)
Nope. It became epic when I started getting chased by
multiple dogs, while simultaneously being barked at to the point of irrational
fear. In the dark.
Yes, I know I should not have been wearing all black as to
impersonate a stealth ninja, and yes, it was my fault for not wearing my headlamp.
But come on, does that really mean that I have to be tackled, growled and
barked at for running near the beasts? I didn’t really want to stealthily
capture all the doggies in the neighborhood, I swear.
Yet I supposedly gave off a strong, “eat me” odor to about 7
different dogs during my run. Yes, 7. I counted. 4 yellow lab-ish looking dogs,
1 very angry terrier looking thing, and 2 fluffy-punt-me-if-you-can squirrelly
pups. Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs. But for some reason, since I’m invading
their territory by running, they bound towards me in return with fangs bared
looking to devour my calves. And with all my endorphins and nerves amplified,
the incessant barking and growling makes me want to scream slightly
hysterically and flee… fast.
I did, however, make it home in one piece. No limbs were
eaten. But I learned an epic lesson:
Wear a headlamp in the dark (duh) and when you don’t, run
really fast.
Happy Thanksgiving week! Hope everyone has an amazingly
awesome time eating food, watching football, and napping!
Oh, and most importantly, say thank you to Jesus for
allowing you to do so.
Cheers
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